my parents never gave me the sex talk and here i am knowing more than i should
Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen
This is my new favorite thing
he sees you when you’re sleeping
ohgod ahjkfsgjksd ahahah whyyy just thatone eye ahfk aahaha oh no
We are always told to use body language in our writing. Sometimes, it’s easier said than written. I decided to create these cheat sheets to help you show a character’s state of mind. Obviously, a character may exhibit a number of these behaviours. For example, he may be shocked and angry, or shocked and happy. Use these combinations as needed.
girls screenshot everything and then send it to their friends in a group chat and then laugh at people and that is why you should never trust us
Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”
*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*
Animal: *licks its own asshole*
human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*
I swear the fuckin producers of the simpsons knew shit was an issue before anyone opened their eyes.
REBLOG IF YOUR OTP IS GAY
I need to prove my mom that it’s perfectly normal and common to ship two men (or women)
*reblogs 1000 times for each gay couple I ship*
Almost ALL my otp’s are gay. Like there are only 3 or 4 that are straight.
Is it gay if one of them doesn’t technically have a sex
'Dont I get a hug' most cringeworthy line
Creepy boys’ anthem
I literally tell people, not just boys, this constantly, and explain that I’m not comfortable touching people that intimately who I’m not super close with, and they get angry at me? Like, I’m sorry I have boundaries?
"I love you" "Now you have to say it back, no?"