so my friend and i were home alone and naturally we ordered a pizza
we had a simple request
so when the doorbell rang we were super excited but our delivery person was this really confused old guy
he was like, “i’m sorry, but i don’t know what the heck a TARDIS is, so i drew the closest thing i could think of”
he drew us a tortoise
god bless this man
i gave him a twenty and told him to keep the change
imagine if people were born with traits based on their zodiac signs so like aries had ram horns and hoofs like a satyr and shit how rad would that be
This is how fucking stupid you sound when you say, ‘No homo.’
She is so cute, why do people hate her so much?
(because she’s a black woman who doesn’t pander to the male gaze or take any shit and is just really fuckin awesome)Nikki is a black woman who owns her own business and is making a name in a male dominated industrys but still feminine and that pisses people off lol
Nicki Minaj shining a light on the differences on acceptable sexuality from white women and black women.
This scene gets a lot better when you learn that it was improvised. They were supposed to share a long hug, but as Shrek picked Shadow up, he realized the characters just wouldn’t be fulfilled unless they demonstrated their love for each other. Shrek went in for the kiss and Shadow reciprocated perfectly, creating the most passionate love scene in cinematic history.